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England Is Better Only Because I Stand Out There As 'unusual'.

I Think Of People As Members Of An Audience. But An Audience Acts Independently Of Every Individual. It's An Organism On Its Own. I Focus On That Living Hydra In The Dark.

I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.

I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, "i'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face." I Said, "you'll Be Sorry." He Said, "oh, Yeah? Why?" I Said, "well, How Are You Going To Get Into The Corners?"

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.