I Come From A Stupid

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.