What A Dog I Got,

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!