I Was A Poster Child...

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

I'm At The Age Where Food Has Taken The Place Of Sex In My Life. In Fact, I've Just Had A Mirror Put Over My Kitchen Table.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles