It's Great To Have Gray

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'