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Almost Every Monday I Have A Charity Thing. I Like That. I Do.

If You Don't Know Where You Are Going, You Might Wind Up Someplace Else.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."

It Is A Disturbing Conundrum That True Free Will Cannot Exist Without The Possibility Of Suicide. Then Again, It Ain't Over 'til It's Over!