I Definitely Have Breast Envy.

Everyone Gets Cards At The Beginning Of Life. I Am Transgender, I Decided To Be Honest And Tell Everyone About It, And That's It.

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

I've Done A Bit Of Latin In My Time...but I Can Control It.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

In Britain We Have A Very Powerful Tabloid Culture With Celebrities On The Front Page Crying With Their Make-up Smeared And Tears, And It's Kind Of What You'd Expect From Someone Who Likes To Dress Up That Way.