I Definitely Want To Be

On One Side You Have Book Burners, Congressional Wives And Pat Robertson. On The Other Side, You Have Vulgar Comedians, Foul-mouthed Rap Groups And Dennis Hopper—all Your Choices Should Be So Easy.

There Are Few Performers Who Would Have Had The Audacity To Even Bring Up The Fact That They Had Been Poorly Reviewed.

I Don't Consider Myself A Comic But A Performer. A Comic Tells Bad Jokes.

Lots Of People Think That Bisexual Means Cowardly Lesbian.

When I Was Really Little, I Was Skinny And People Laughed At Me For Being Skinny, So, We All Pay Our Dues For The Bodies We're In One Way Or Another. But Thank God I Haven't Needed To Alter It To Feel Good About Myself.