I Don't Want To Go

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

A Slug Is Always On Its Own. It's A Lonely Insect.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

You Never Get An Angry Man Suddenly Breaking Into A Whistle.

I Don't Want To Go About Offending People, That's Not My Plan.