I Don't Care If I

I Wrapped A Towel Around Me And I Opened The Door, And Then I Splish, Splash, I Jumped Back In The Bath. Well, How Was I To Know There Was A Party Going On?

It Isn't True That You Live Only Once. You Only Die Once. You Live Lots Of Times If You Know How.

It Happens To The Best Of Them. You Lay Off Singing And Your Throat Gets Out Of Practice. No Excuses. I Blew It.

There Are Certain Times I Don't Want My Picture Taken. If My Wife's Stepping Out Of A Car And It Looks Like It's Going To Come Out An Indecent Picture, Don't I Have A Right To Object?

George Burns Was The Father I Never Had