I Don't Have A Bank

I Don't Like Sex ... I'm A Single Working Mom With Nine Cats, A Dog-shark, A Lizard, And A Bunny. I Don't Go To Bed, I Pass Out. The Idea That I'd Get To My Bed And There'd Be Someone In There With Whom I Was Supposed To Have An Activity Is Horrifying To Me.

I'm The Only Person I Know Of Who's Ever Been Pulled Over For Attempted Speeding.

I Used To Work At The International House Of Pancakes. It Was A Dream, And I Made It Happen.

I Have Terrible Short-term Memory Loss, Which I Like To Think Of As Presidential Eligibility.

What Moron Said That Knowledge Is Power? Knowledge Is Power Only If It Doesn't Depress You So Much That It Leaves You In An Immobile Heap At The End Of Your Bed.