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I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.
-George Burns
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I Don't Have A Drinking
George Burns
I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.
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