I Don't Have A Problem

I Have Been A Goof My Whole Life. I Wasn't Really The Popular Girl In School And Didn't Have Any Boyfriends In High School Because I Was A Nerd. I Was A Geek.

I Don't Have A Problem With Being A Woman. Women's Bodies Are So Beautiful.

Women Have A Way Of Contorting Things Sometimes. We All Have Our Moods, Ups And Downs.

How Can You Not Love A Man Banging On The Drums? He Knows How To Keep A Rhythm.

I Have This Weird Obsession With Kids And Old People Falling. Like, Funny Falls. It Is Awful, But It's The Thing That Makes Me Laugh The Most.