I Don't Have A Warm

I Wish I Were A Virgin Again. The Only Fun I Ever Had Was Holding Out.

Time Comes When Every Man's Got To Feel Something New--when He's Got To Feel Young Again, Just Because He's Growing Old. Women Are Just The Same. But When We Get That Way We Change Our Hairdress. Or Get A New Cook.

But If God Had Wanted Us To Think Just With Our Wombs, Why Did He Give Us A Brain?

It Is Ridiculous To Think That You Can Spend Your Entire Life With Just One Person. Three Is About The Right Number. Yes, I Imagine Three Husbands Would Do It?

Know What Freud Wrote In His Diary When He Was 77? "what Do Women Want? My God, What Do They Want?" Fifty Years This Giant Brain Spends Analyzing Women. And He Still Can't Find Out What They Want. So This Makes Him The World's Greatest Expert On Female Psychology?