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The Only Time Travelers Are Really Gay Is When They Are Traveling For No Good Reason At All.

The Women Who Inspired This Play Deserved To Be Smacked Across The Head With A Meat Ax And That, I Flatter Myself, Is Exactly What I Smacked Them With.

I Wish I Were A Virgin Again. The Only Fun I Ever Had Was Holding Out.

What Generally Passes For 'thought' Among The Majority Of Mankind Is The Time One Takes Out To Rearrange One's Prejudices.

Remember, Whenever A Republican Leaves One Side Of The Aisle And Goes To The Other, It Raises The Intelligence Quotient Of Both Parties.