I Dont Know How To

The Entire Culture Was Organized For People Who Are Happy. People Who Are Miserable Need Reassurance That Other People Are Miserable.

When I Say Something Untrue On The Air, I Mean For It To Be Transparently Untrue. I Assume People Know When I'm Just Saying Something For Effect. Or To Be Funny.

I Dont Know How To Read. I Get All My News From Jon Stewart Every Day.

I Think Good Radio Often Uses The Techniques Of Fiction: Characters, Scenes, A Big Urgent Emotional Question. And As In The Best Fiction, Tone Counts For A Lot.

I Don't Think I've Ever Stolen Anything.