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Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.