There Was Nothing Subtle About

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.