You Never Get Tired Unless

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.