I Don't Like Talking To

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

If You Tell The Truth About How You're Feeling, It Becomes Funny.

You Write About What You Know.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

I Still Think Of That Guy I Was Without A Wife Or Kids, And I Still Want To Entertain That Guy. The Lonely Guy, The Frustrated Guy, The Guy With No Money - This Is The Guy Who Needs To Laugh.