I Don't Mind If You

This Position I've Held ... It Pays May Way And It Corrodes My Soul.

Madonna Reinforces Everything Absurd And Offensive. Desperate Womanhood. Madonna Is Closer To Organized Prostitution Than Anything Else.

Nothing Is Important, So People, Realising That, Should Get On With Their Lives, Go Mad, Take Their Clothes Off, Jump In The Canal, Jump Into One Of Those Supermarket Trolleys, Race Around The Supermarket And Steal Mars Bars And Kiss Kittens.

People Like Me Prove That You Can Survive Without Romance, Even Though You End Up A Bit Unbalanced And You Tend To Argue With Your Own Reflection.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.