I Don't Own A Camera,

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?

Being A Dodgers Fan Led To My First Air Force Court-martial, But That's Another Story.

The Seven Dwarfs Were Each On Different Little Trips. Happy Was Into Grass And Grass Alone. Happy, That's All He Did. Sleepy Was Into Reds. Grumpy, Too Much Speed. Sneezy Was A Full Blown Coke Freak. Doc Was A Connection. Dopey Was Into Everything. Any Old Orifice Will Do For Dopey. He's Always Got His Arm Out And His Leg Up. And Then, The One We Always Forget, Because He Was Bashful. Bashful Didn't Use Drugs. He Was Paranoid On His Own. Didn't Need Any Help On That Ladder.

Politicians Are Put There To Give You The Idea That You Have Freedom Of Choice. You Don't.

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.