I Don't Want My Kid

It's Hard To Soar With The Eagles When You're Surrounded By Turkeys.

I've Always Just Had Troubles With My Family Because I'm Psychotic. It Had Nothing To Do With That.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

Of Course, I Peed My Pants, Everyone My Age Pees Their Pants. It's The Coolest.

I Had My Moments Of Being Humiliated, And Then I Had Moments Of Doing Something Humiliating. I'm Glad I Lived Out Both Roles.