I Don't Want To Rap

I Don't Know Why I Do What I Do. I Tend To Go For The Really Weird, Bizarre Stuff. I Actually Have To Tone It Down For The Show.

I'’ve Been A Hip-hop Head Forever. So When It Turned Out That We Were Gonna Start Getting Celebrity Guests For Every Show, I Wanted Rap Guys From The Get-go.

As Young As I Look, I Think It Will Still Be Funny If I Played A Person Who's Kind Of Tortured And Hates His Life. Kind Of Like A Larry David-type Thing.

I'm On The Internet A Lot More Than I Watch Tv And Most Everybody I Know Is, And Yet If You Watch Most Late-night Talk Shows, It's As If It Doesn't Even Exist.

I Just Want $1 Million Next Season, That's All I Want