I Don't Want To Satirise

Bad Weather Always Looks Worse Through A Window.

The People Who Came To Hear Me Perform Or To Buy My Records Were Not The Type Who Would Be Offended [by The Song 'the Vatican Rag']. But I Gather That There Were Other People Who Were Offended.

Hark, The Herald Tribune Sings, Advertising Wondrous Things!

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

I Find That People Can Pass Me On The Street Who've Just Seen My Picture In The Paper And They Wouldn't Recognize Me. If They'd Seen Me On Television, The Heads Turn. They Say, "wait A Minute. I Don't Know Who That Is, But He's Somebody.