I Get So Happy When

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.