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I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

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An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.