I Grew Up In Sheepshead

Failing And Laughing At Your Own Shortcomings Are The Hallmarks Of A Sane Parent.

I'm Much More Interested In Making People Laugh Than Getting Applause Breaks.

My Favorite Vegetable Is The Marshmallow.

Who Was The First Person To Walk Into A Harbor And Say, "whatever That Horrible Smell Is I Want To Eat It"

Gyms Are Always Packed. The Only Machine Available Is The One That Simulates The Gynecological Exam. You Know, The Sharon Stone Machine.