I Grew Up Watching Stand-ups

You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than The Shark, Just Faster Than The Person You're With.

Saturday Night Live Was A Show That I Never Thought I Would Be On, Because I Didn't Do Sketch Comedy And I Didn't Do Impressions. I Was A Stand-up.

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.

The Good Thing About 'weeds' Now Is, I Get To Play Some Dramatic Parts In That As Well.