I Guess Ultimately A Lot

Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old, Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era.

Members Of The Senate And House, If They Want To Send Troops Into War, Should Be Forced To Send A Family Member. That Would Really Make Everyone Stop And Go, 'ohhh-kaaay.'

I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song

I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell In A Movie - Heck, I Would Love It. It Would Be My Dream Role.

You Definitely Feel A Little Exposed, Because Some Of Your Friends Call You Like, "man, I Need That Much."