Well, I Could Be Wrong,

When I First Started Doing Sketch Comedy, I Promised Myself That If I Were Ever To Have Any Success In This Business, I Wouldn't Hold Back. Why Get There And Play It Safe?

New York Is A Fun Town To Go Out In. During My Twenties And Into My Thirties I Had A Good Time Partying, Yes. But Nothing Where I Woke Up And I Thought That I Had A Problem.

Members Of The Senate And House, If They Want To Send Troops Into War, Should Be Forced To Send A Family Member. That Would Really Make Everyone Stop And Go, 'ohhh-kaaay.'

Enjoy The Little Fun Things - Like Taking Your Kids To School - Before They're All Grown Up.

Happens I Am Very Political. I Have Deep Political Instincts.