I Had A Wonderful Experience

I Remember That The Priest Finally Said To Me, 'you Wouldn't Like To Have A Religion That Makes Things Easy For You.' Now I Know That Both Faith And Intellect Are Components Of Religious Belief.

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.

I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was 14 And Child Support Since 15. That's A Joke, But Not By Much

It Was A Special Show That Became A Cult Classic Of Sorts, And I Made A Lot Of Money For It.

I Did Movie Star Impressions As A Kid In High School. Somehow They Just Got Out Of Hand.