I Hate Housework! You Make

My Husband Wanted To Be Cremated. I Told Him I'd Scatter His Ashes At Neiman Marcus - That Way, I'd Visit Him Every Day.

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

Anger Is A Symptom, A Way Of Cloaking And Expressing Feelings Too Awful To Experience Directly - Hurt, Bitterness, Grief And, Most Of All, Fear.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.