The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

Both Of My Parents Got To See Me Host Carson, Thank God. That's All Anyone Wants: To Have Their Parents See They're Going To Be All Right In Life.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.