Nothing Is Yours Permanently So

Better Laid Than Never.

I Can't Like Watching Project Runway With Heidi Klum. There's Just Something Wrong About A German Woman Saying Who Goes And Who Stays

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

I Hate Mcdonald's. I Don't Want To Order My Dinner By Yelling Into A Clown's Mouth. If I Want My Face In A Clown's Mouth, I'll Tongue Kiss Glenn Beck.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.