I Hate London When It's

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.