I Have A Poor Memory

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!