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Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.