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If Every Instinct You Have Is Wrong, Then The Opposite Would Have To Be Right.

Marriage Is Like A Game Of Chess Except The Board Is Flowing Water, The Pieces Are Made Of Smoke And No Move You Make Will Have Any Effect On The Outcome.

I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At Strippers At The Same Time.

When You Interrupt, You've Stopped Listening. People Need To Be Heard.

[i Like To] Engage With Funny People, Or Weird People, Or, You Know, Kind Of Off People. [whereas When I Meet] Anybody Who's ... Normal ... I'm Not Curious, I'm Not Interested.