I Have Performed For 12

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?