I Have This Terrific Make-up

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.