I Heard From My Cat's

Happiness Is Being Served With A Paternity Suit On Your 75th Birthday.

Democracy Is The Eagle On The Back Of A Dollar Bill, With 13 Arrows In One Claw, 13 Leaves On A Branch, 13 Tail Feathers, And 13 Stars Over Its Head - This Signifies That When The White Man Came To This Country, It Was Bad Luck For The Indians, Bad Luck For The Trees, Bad Luck For The Wildlife, And Lights Out For The American Eagle.

Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.

My Success Just Evolved From Working Hard At The Business At Hand Each Day.

I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today; My Cat Wants $12,000 A Week For Tender Vittles.