I Hope There Is An

When I Was 16, The Pot Weeded Out The Men From The Boys, There Were The Heads And The Straights. Now It's Almost Like Money Can Weed It Out, You Know?

The So-called Feminist Writers Were Disgusted With Me. I Did My Thing, And So I Guess By Feminist Standards I'm A Feminist. That Suits Me Fine.

I Can Only Cook Brown Rice And Vegetables, So I Don't Get Too Many People Coming Over For Dinner Parties Or Anything.

I Was Never Too Interested In High School. I Mean, I Never Went To A Dance, I Never Went Out On A Date, I Never Went Steady. It Became Pretty Awful For Me. Except, Of Course, I Could Go See Bands, And That Was The Kick. I Used To Go To Cleveland Just To See Any Band. So I Was In Love A Lot Of The Time, But Mostly With Guys In Bands That I Had Never Met. For Me, Knowing That Brian Jones Was Out There, And Later That Iggy Pop Was Out There, Made It Kind Of Hard For Me To Get Too Interested In The Guys That Were Around Me. I Had, Uh, Bigger Things In Mind.

I Hope There Is An Edge To What I Do.