I Identify With The Regular

I Was Raised Right — I Talk About People Behind Their Backs. It's Called Manners.

I Prefer Being Known For My Stand-up Because I Write It. I Love Being An Actor, And Saying Other People's Words Is Great. But Then, When I Do Stand-up, I Love Getting My Own Point Of View Out There.

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

Gwyneth Paltrow Names Her Kid Apple. I'm Not Going To Let That Stand.