I Was Raised Right —

I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A Magnet For Crazy, And If There Isn't Enough Crazy, I Will Insert Myself In A Situation That I Feel Has Comedy Potential.

The Thing That Cracks Me Up Is How These Reality Characters Start Out Thrilled And Excited Just To Be On Television, And How They Move To Thinking They Are As Big As The Friends.

I'm Not Always In That Good With Middle-aged Heterosexual Men.

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.