I Just Want To Be

It's Nice To Finally Get Scripts Offered To Me That Aren't The Ones Tom Hanks Wipes His Butt With.

I Do Whatever [comedies] I'm Attracted To. It's Like The Woman Who Stands Out In The Crowd, Who For Some Reason You Notice, That's The One You're Supposed To Dance With At That Time In Your Life. That's Just What It Is With Scripts... They Find You When You're Emotionally In The Right Place To Do Them.

I Have Been The Guy Who Has Everything But Yet Is So One-track Minded About What I Want, That I Can't See My Blessings.

So Many Of Us Choose Our Path Out Of Fear Disguised As Practicality. What We Really Want Seems Impossibly Out Of Reach And Ridiculous To Expect, So We Never Dare To Ask The Universe For It.

Humor Is Not Debatable. It's Like Sex. Either You're Aroused Or You're Not. Nobody Can Reason You Around To Their Point Of View.