I Just Wanted Laughs -

I Don't Write Shows With Dialogue Where Actors Have To Memorize Dialogue. I Write The Scenes Where We Know Everything That's Going To Happen. There's An Outline Of About Seven Or Eight Pages, And Then We Improvise It.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

When You're Not Concerned With Succeeding, You Can Work With Complete Freedom.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.