I Kinda Feel Like An

In High School I Wanted To Be A Rock Star And Was In A Lot Of Bands.

I Was Just A Young Guy Who Was Excited To Become A Comedian And An Actor And I Just Wanted To Get To Do What I Got To Do.

When I Was Kid, Yeah, My Family, My Parents Wanted Me To Marry A Jewish Girl Because That Was What They Taught Their Children, And Thought It Would Be An Easier Life For Me To Raise A Jewish Kid. And I Have A Jewish Wife, I Have A Jewish Kid. They Seem Pretty Happy About It.

My Buddies, We've Always Just Tried To Make Each Other Laugh. I Mean, Just Like All Friends Hanging Out - That's The Goal.

When I Do Stand-up Shows At Colleges, Girls Will Talk To Me After The Show, And That Always Feels Good. I Like Talking To Them.