I Knew I'd Chosen The

With Wives, Men Hide Behind The Air Of Bravado, Which Is Basically A Defence Mechanism, I Think. Clever Creatures, Women. Very Clever.

My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.

The Mother-in-law Had An Accident At Work. A Hot Rivet Dropped Down Her Drawers And She Fell Off The Oil Rig.

A Square Egg In A Dish Of Lentils Won't Make A Marrow Bend With The Wind, Nor Will It Make Rhubarb Grow Up The Milkmaid's Leg.