My Mother-in-law Had To Stop

Slumps Don't Bother Me.

Last Year My Wife Ran Off With The Fellow Next Door And I Must Admit, I Still Miss Him.

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

I Went To The Doctor Last Week. I Said: 'can I Have Some Sleeping Pills For The Wife?' He Said: 'why?' I Said: 'she's Woke Up.

Mind You, I've Always Been Musical... Mother Used To Sit Me On Her Knee And I'd Whisper, 'mummy, Mummy, Sing Me A Lullaby Do,' And She'd Say: 'certainly My Angel, My Wee Bundle Of Happiness, Hold My Beer While I Fetch Me Banjo.'